If anyone is wondering what to get me for my next birthday, well here ya go.

If you find yourself getting lonely and bored during the work day,
you just might need one of these. Once plugged in to your USB drive the
hairy-chested mouse starts pedaling, the faster you type, the faster he
pedals. You can also keep track of the numbers on the built-in LCD
screen, and test your typing speeds over and over again.

So if your looking for a friend you can get one of these online through DrinkStuff.com.