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In which Hank sings a song…a song about Tetris.

There’ve been a lot of bad guys
in a lot of good video games
Bowser and your opponent in pong
the pacman ghosts and donkey kong

but one bad guy stands alone
he will never tire
he sits there on his blocky throne
he’ll be there till you die

Your fingers may move with blinding speed
there may be no game you can’t beat
but cant you see that no one can defeat
the man who throws the Tetris piece

Higher Higher No Straight Piece
I need a @#&$&%*$&@# Straight piece!

Never has there been a villain like th man who throws the Tetris piece!