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23 Apr, 2008

You Might Be Having a Bad Day, If

Posted by: john In: animals| cats| funny| pictures

1) Your new diet doesn’t seem to be working

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17 Apr, 2008

Wonderfully Bad Church Bulletins

Posted by: john In: christian| funny

Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation [...]

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15 Apr, 2008

Why Dogs Bite People

Posted by: john In: dogs| flickr| funny| pictures

From Flickr set

07 Apr, 2008

I’m Not Sure I Can Swim!

Posted by: john In: dogs| pictures

04 Apr, 2008

Find Time Between Two Dates in PHP

Posted by: john In: php| programing

Below is a quick PHP function that allows you to find the time between two dates. The dates must be in seconds from Unix Epoch.

if(!function_exists(timeBetween))
{
function timeBetween($start_date,$end_date)
{
$diff = $end_date-$start_date;
$seconds = 0;
$hours = 0;
$minutes = 0;

if($diff % 86400 0)
{
$rest = ($diff % 86400);
$days = ($diff – $rest) / 86400;
[...]

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