1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!
9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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February 21st, 2009 @ 2:54 pm
HA! Very true! VERY TRUE!! (I sent this to my dad & my husband… Hpoefully they’ll get the clue!)
December 3rd, 2009 @ 3:19 am
hahaha. this sounds so much like me and all my female friends. im sending this to all my male friends. they definitely need to know this. lol.
March 2nd, 2010 @ 8:44 am
This sounds like you need to start dating smart girls.
March 29th, 2010 @ 5:34 am
NINE WORDS MEN USE
(1) Fine: Used in reference to the ring girl on the latest PPV match. Let him look at what he can’t touch.
(2) Five Minutes: More like 3 1/2 minutes, maybe even 4… if you’re lucky. Take what you can get.
(3) Nothing: Usually means he’s hiding something or up to no good. Warrants extra concern when combined with “no one” or “a friend.”
(4) Go Ahead: He’s obviously too focused on Call of Duty to listen to what you’re asking. Now is a good time to get him to agree to whatever you want.
(5) Loud Sigh: You’ve got him where you want him, he’s just realized he can’t win.
(6) That’s Okay: He may actually know what’s good for him…
(7) Thanks: If a man is being polite, he wants in your pants. If he’s being polite after he’s gotten in your pants, it’s a clear indicator that he’s done something wrong and is either feeling guilty or wants you in a good mood before he confesses.
(8) Whatever: He disagrees with what you’re saying but requires as little as 30 minutes of “lecturing” before he will at least pretend to see your point of view.
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Feel free to worry about it because you will have to tell him at least 2 more times before he “gets it” but you will probably end up doing it yourself.