1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!
9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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February 21st, 2009 @ 2:54 pm
HA! Very true! VERY TRUE!! (I sent this to my dad & my husband… Hpoefully they’ll get the clue!)
December 3rd, 2009 @ 3:19 am
hahaha. this sounds so much like me and all my female friends. im sending this to all my male friends. they definitely need to know this. lol.
March 2nd, 2010 @ 8:44 am
This sounds like you need to start dating smart girls.
March 29th, 2010 @ 5:34 am
NINE WORDS MEN USE
(1) Fine: Used in reference to the ring girl on the latest PPV match. Let him look at what he can’t touch.
(2) Five Minutes: More like 3 1/2 minutes, maybe even 4… if you’re lucky. Take what you can get.
(3) Nothing: Usually means he’s hiding something or up to no good. Warrants extra concern when combined with “no one” or “a friend.”
(4) Go Ahead: He’s obviously too focused on Call of Duty to listen to what you’re asking. Now is a good time to get him to agree to whatever you want.
(5) Loud Sigh: You’ve got him where you want him, he’s just realized he can’t win.
(6) That’s Okay: He may actually know what’s good for him…
(7) Thanks: If a man is being polite, he wants in your pants. If he’s being polite after he’s gotten in your pants, it’s a clear indicator that he’s done something wrong and is either feeling guilty or wants you in a good mood before he confesses.
(8) Whatever: He disagrees with what you’re saying but requires as little as 30 minutes of “lecturing” before he will at least pretend to see your point of view.
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Feel free to worry about it because you will have to tell him at least 2 more times before he “gets it” but you will probably end up doing it yourself.
September 29th, 2010 @ 5:55 pm
This is BS, I am polite to treat the woman the way she needs to be treated, if I wanted in her pants I would go other routes. And the rest of this is BS to, I am very offended because you think all men are like this and we are not. Get a clue or find a man that will treat you right either way will work.
January 31st, 2011 @ 4:51 pm
Just love how people view men as idiots these days because they don’t relate the same way as girls do. Can a girl REALLY say she is good at relationships if all she relates well with are girls? Guys relate well with guys so how is this different? Rebecca sounds like she thinks all guys are incompetent…
February 28th, 2011 @ 12:16 am
Nine deadly words men use.
And these are actually words, unlike the above list that seems to ignore the meaning of the word… word.
1. Okay: Usually means “I don’t really want this to happen, but in order to get on with my life without you bitching about this for the next 4 months, I’m just going to do it.”
2. What?: Believe it or not, he really does not understand why you’re so emotional. Please stop badgering him for a minute and be the other half of the couple, instead of trying to control him.
3. Well…: Either he’s thinking about how to say this so that he doesn’t activate a tripwire that will send a giant tree trunk of crazy flying at him, or he he has realized what a sociopath you are, and has started to make plans to break this relationship off.
4. Nobody: For a smart man, with sense, WYSIWYG.
5. Dunno: Short for “I don’t know. Now move, I’m doing something here, you annoying succubus.”
6. Nevermind: He’s onto you trying to corner him into saying something out of rage, so he’s not going to talk to you, and he’s going to turn Pantera up. He’d rather have his music screaming at him than listen to you for five more seconds. Got a clue yet?
7. Never: Ahhh! You tried to trick him into revealing something! Hah! Well, he’s not giving you the secret documents that easily! No no no! More questions? Rinse, repeat. Rinse, repeat.
8. Uhh…: “I haven’t run this though through the necessary filters yet, so here’s a TWIX in hopes that you may shut your hole long enough for me to get a word in to actually ANSWER these absurd insecurities.”
9. Nothing: Nothing means nothing. If you asked “What are you thinking about?” And he says nothing, he isn’t trying to keep you out. That is a luxury of being a guy, we can think about absolutely nothing if we want to. It really is great.
May 10th, 2011 @ 4:48 pm
I wish I would’ve known that go ahead meant I dare u my wife told me go ahead so I did and turns around and get mad lol
July 2nd, 2011 @ 10:48 pm
As years go by you find out & quit trying..,
in other words..,
Live in seperate homes!
(you will find yourself happier)
October 28th, 2011 @ 11:52 am
Sounds like men need to hold women to higher standard and hold them at there words. And visa versa