(1) Fine: Used in reference to the ring girl on the latest PPV match. Let him look at what he can’t touch.

(2) Five Minutes: More like 3 1/2 minutes, maybe even 4… if you’re lucky. Take what you can get.

(3) Nothing: Usually means he’s hiding something or up to no good. Warrants extra concern when combined with “no one” or “a friend.”

(4) Go Ahead: He’s obviously too focused on Call of Duty to listen to what you’re asking. Now is a good time to get him to agree to whatever you want.

(5) Loud Sigh: You’ve got him where you want him, he’s just realized he can’t win.

(6) That’s Okay: He may actually know what’s good for him…

(7) Thanks: If a man is being polite, he wants in your pants. If he’s being polite after he’s gotten in your pants, it’s a clear indicator that he’s done something wrong and is either feeling guilty or wants you in a good mood before he confesses.

(8) Whatever: He disagrees with what you’re saying but requires as little as 30 minutes of “lecturing” before he will at least pretend to see your point of view.

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Feel free to worry about it because you will have to tell him at least 2 more times before he “gets it” but you will probably end up doing it yourself.