Step 1: Find a baby.
Step 2: Be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby.
Step 3: Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
Step 4: The “paw slide” – simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the “paw slide” easier.
Step 5: Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of Your life.
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November 7th, 2009 @ 9:08 pm
how would a dog learn how to hug a baby if they can’t read?
January 7th, 2010 @ 5:16 am
yeah. this is really dumb. not only do they not read but how the hell could they type or click to get to this page? this is terrible.
February 10th, 2010 @ 2:59 pm
This is intended for internet enabled dogs.
November 10th, 2009 @ 1:56 pm
“Next you will need to flatten the baby ” LOL, amazing tutorial. Thanks.
November 13th, 2009 @ 5:46 pm
Oh my gosh! that is so scary…did you see the baby trying to get up and the dog towering over him…not cool man..
February 9th, 2010 @ 5:58 pm
this is cute
March 30th, 2010 @ 8:26 am
It’s called sarcasm.
March 30th, 2010 @ 2:14 pm
I just hope this was not taking place at a kids’ day care?
March 30th, 2010 @ 4:58 pm
Awww. What breed of dog is that? I reeeally want one!
April 1st, 2010 @ 8:45 pm
This is really going to piss off some cats!
April 13th, 2010 @ 7:37 am
I need to show this to my younger sister. My older sister has a chocolate lab, and all he wants to do is lick, but if he hugged, he’d get to spend more time around the baby.