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I noticed in the pew there was a prayer request card already filled out, so I got it out and took a quick look at to find this:

Please pray for:
Johnny because he got a big nose
Reason for request:
He need help with his nose
Please help
thank you
Kids are so honest.

GreenPeas is the company that did our wedding last July (07/06/07) and I just wanted to share the love since I thought they did an excellent job.
GreenPeas Productions is a “Christ-Centered” Video Production company based in Burke County, Georgia, serving and promoting God at work through visual story telling. Above all, we seek, not [...]

Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation [...]

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20″ on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the [...]

Gandhi
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I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ. – Gandhi

It doesn’t hurt to have a little biblical humor to start the day……
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds .
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. [...]