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	<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>IT IS A SCAM!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/06/24/it-is-a-scam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times … But this one is real, and it&#8217;s important, so please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:
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		<title>Another Free Screen Cleaner (two Shiba Inus)</title>
		<link>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/06/23/another-free-screen-cleaner-two-shiba-inu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Now two dogs can clean your screen even faster than one.

Please visit the site (suwanneesunsetshibas.com) and click on some of their ads if you like the screen cleaner.
Thanks John for finding this.
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		<title>Quick PHP Function to Get File Sizes in KB, MB &#038; GB</title>
		<link>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/06/03/quick-php-function-to-get-file-sizes-in-kb-mb-gb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.linein.org/blog/?p=195</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the follow-up article on how to easily get file sizes nicely formated. Below is a quick function that will display the file size in KB, MB, or GB all easily accessed through a function.

function formatbytes($file, $type)
{
	switch($type){
		case "KB":
			$filesize = filesize($file) * .0009765625; // bytes to KB
		break;
		case "MB":
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		<title>Due to Budget Cuts, This is Your New Cubical</title>
		<link>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/06/02/due-to-budget-cuts-this-is-your-new-cubical/</link>
		<comments>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/06/02/due-to-budget-cuts-this-is-your-new-cubical/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[







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		<title>Cold Water Can Clean Dishes</title>
		<link>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/05/10/cold-water-can-clean-dishes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/05/10/cold-water-can-clean-dishes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 20:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia. 
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John&#8217;s grandfather prepared a breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, &#8220;Are these plates clean?&#8221;
His [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Cold Water Can Clean Dishes", url: "http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/05/10/cold-water-can-clean-dishes/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>You Might Be Having a Bad Day, If</title>
		<link>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/04/23/you-might-be-having-a-bad-day-if/</link>
		<comments>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/04/23/you-might-be-having-a-bad-day-if/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[animals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.linein.org/blog/?p=192</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1) Your new diet doesn&#8217;t seem to be working


2) You pulled a muscle while trying to exercise

3) Your new hat looked better on you at the store

4) You keep losing things

5) The boss chewed you out at work

6) You got caught in the rain  at lunchtime

7) You feel trapped  somehow

8 ) Traffic on [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "You Might Be Having a Bad Day, If", url: "http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/04/23/you-might-be-having-a-bad-day-if/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Wonderfully Bad Church Bulletins</title>
		<link>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/04/17/wonderfully-bad-church-bulletins/</link>
		<comments>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/04/17/wonderfully-bad-church-bulletins/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[christian]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.

The Fasting &#038; Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: &#8220;Jesus Walks on the Water.&#8221; The sermon tonight: &#8220;Searching for Jesus.&#8221;

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the  recreation [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Wonderfully Bad Church Bulletins", url: "http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/04/17/wonderfully-bad-church-bulletins/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Why Dogs Bite People</title>
		<link>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/04/15/why-dogs-bite-people/</link>
		<comments>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/04/15/why-dogs-bite-people/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[flickr]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[











From Flickr set
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		<title>I&#8217;m Not Sure I Can Swim!</title>
		<link>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/04/07/im-not-sure-i-can-swim/</link>
		<comments>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/04/07/im-not-sure-i-can-swim/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:48:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.linein.org/blog/?p=187</guid>
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		<title>Find Time Between Two Dates in PHP</title>
		<link>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/04/04/find-time-between-two-dates-in-php/</link>
		<comments>http://www.linein.org/blog/2008/04/04/find-time-between-two-dates-in-php/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[php]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[programing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Below is a quick PHP function that allows you to find the time between two dates. The dates must be in seconds from Unix Epoch.

if(!function_exists(timeBetween))
{
	function timeBetween($start_date,$end_date)
	{
		$diff = $end_date-$start_date;
 		$seconds = 0;
 		$hours   = 0;
 		$minutes = 0;

		if($diff % 86400  0)
		{
			$rest = ($diff % 86400);
			$days = ($diff - $rest) / 86400;
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