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17 Nov, 2009

Top Android Applications (updated regularly)

Posted by: john In: android

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The name is bold is what to search by in Android Marketplace. Apps in orange are new since last update.
Media (video, audio, pictures)

Twonky Server – allows you to stream your media to any UPnP & DLNA certified devices (PS3, Xbox 360 and some Blue-ray players) Very cool app!!
DoggCatcher – best audio and [...]

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13 Feb, 2009

Never Argue with a Woman

Posted by: john In: funny

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

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12 Feb, 2009

9 Words Women Use (and Men Need to Know)

Posted by: john In: funny

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1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five [...]

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09 Jul, 2008

Some Choices are Easier than Others

Posted by: john In: funny| pictures

I found this the other day in Wal-Mart where it looks like someone swapped their new ankle weights for some honey buns.
I can only imagine what was going on in their head. “Work out…or honey buns…work out or honey buns…….HONEY BUNS!!”

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23 Apr, 2008

You Might Be Having a Bad Day, If

Posted by: john In: animals| cats| funny| pictures

1) Your new diet doesn’t seem to be working

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17 Apr, 2008

Wonderfully Bad Church Bulletins

Posted by: john In: christian| funny

Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation [...]

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31 Mar, 2008

Bad and Dangerous Wiring Jobs

Posted by: john In: funny| pictures

Posted as a mirror for http://englishrussia.com/index.php/?p=1836 Please visit the site if you like the pictures.
Nowadays everyone needs to be connected. In Russia it’s no exception. People want to connect and providers try to link them all but the lack of communication tunnels in old Russian heavily populated houses make the task more challenging leading to [...]

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04 Mar, 2008

Why God Made Pets

Posted by: john In: dogs| funny| pictures

They help out around the house…

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My name is John Veldboom and have been in design and web programing for just over 8 years now. Started off as a hobby in high school but it has developed into a full time job now. I always tell people that if I wasn't doing this at work each day, I would be at home doing it for free. I love it!

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